Why do I still have this?

I'm not a very interesting person, and nothing very exciting happens to me, so why do I still have this blog?
So, as I'm technologically retarded and don't know how to delete this thing, im pretending this is deleted, unless i think of something to write, which is unlikely. Maybe someday...lol
I'm sure all four followers will be devastated, traumatised even. I apologise to each sincerely.
I know im being terribly selfish, robbing you all of my delectable witticisms and significant insight, but I just ain't that interested.
In conclusion, I bid the virtual life farewell, in the hope that someday I may return with some actual blog-worthy tales of yonder world, a.k.a the real one.